Thursday, December 29, 2005

Triple 5

I wanted to post something else about sxplaining my alibi, but the current situation here in Iraq deviated it and switched my attention to reflect some of that foggy image to you.
Ladies & Genltemen,
WELCOME to Iraq; welcome to the frequent power outtages and insufficient water flow incoming, welcome to the (kilometred) queues of thirsty cars wating to get their little share of few liters of fuel with keeping in mind an important fact that Iraq is an petroleum exporting country!
It’s well-planned scheme to dislodge the habitants out of their land by blocking all that components of life and terroring them on their own ground.
Heeey, Long live 555! May Allah keep you safe to serve Iraq and go on the wheel of the progress. After all, it is the wise choice of the Iraqi people who took the counsel of ………… seroiusly and voted for them.
The black ink over the fingertips hadn’t dried yet and they declared that the prices of the feul will rise up in order to fight the smuggling as they claimed, but we found later that the southren cities of Iraq like Basrah resist the resolution and and opposed to apply it on their gas-stations (Iraq become federal country as you know!), while in the capital, that decision or resolution is active. However, the government acts helpless towards the application of that decision in Basrah.
Why is that, huh? Where are the oil wells and refineries mostly found? From where the smuggling operations takes action? And the imporant question, to where??
I think all of us know the answers! And I think that we should let the US army militants enjoy their celebration of the new year arrival!!!!!!

I should terminate this posting before the power does, the POWER is 5 or 6 hours off to one hour of usage.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, FELLOWS!

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Parliamento

Just wondering who will win the next parliament elections and triumph the authorty of ruling this miserable inauspicious country. People (as well as the candidates) are hassling and fussing inorder to witness the success of their election agenda by employing resounding mottoes and ardent speeches, pledging the public to fulfill all their demands in what concerning about security, justice, welfare, anti-terrorism, reformation, reconstruction, the freedom of doctrine and everything crossing in your mind of delusive favors and promises.
Nevertheless, I will vote this time cuz I’m sick of leaning my numb ass away and acting as indifferent to what happening here dreaming of the utopia in Iraq.
This time I must participate and shrug my shoulders selecting the most suitable that I can (somehow) trust, not realizing all above requests but at least to pick up Iraq from the doom and land in a safer shore.

Canceling all the spiritual (religiuos) lists and picking out a secular one to mark over.
It is not the religion’s blemish but the matter of fact that all the islamic parties here (whether was sunni or shiit) are exploiting Islam to verify something for their own with no link have to do with Islam. Besides, it must be detaching policy from religion. Regimes as Iran, KSA, Afghanstan (during Talaban’s reign) and Sudan are such examples of that theory, I also wanna annex the current government of Iraq to that list. (To know more about this you may visit baghdad’s blog, a post called “Iran influnce on Iraq”).
Again, I repeat, Islam is not blamed for such type of dictator regimes.

One last thing, I hope that the elections will be so democtaic, impartial and transparent no matter who swept the board.

Sunday, December 11, 2005

that was fist to hit you

Hello, anybody’s home?!
I’m back!
Sorry for being late but it’s my lazy ass who shackled me and hindered my fngers to peck something over here. Well, I’m doing fine! All my dark thoughts are going to vanish by virtue of someone I met recently.
Well, I don’t know what if I’m gonna say sounds crazy or else; but I think I prefer to be hurted and had a broken heart, I like the pain. I feel now that I’m not the man I used to be “suddenly, I’m not the half of man I used to be!”.
For the first time in my life I felt the real meaning of confidence. I thought that “summer occurrence” would terminate the torment that tortured me over over, I thought that sex would settle and stabilize the impetuous soul of mine. But I was bluffing myself, I always accused the Iraqi gurlz by names of ignorance and emptiness.Unmindful to important fact that is our fucken drastic society impose them to be like that.
How many times (you Iraqis) saw a gurl talking with a lot of boys and immedaitly you started to caw “ Dude, she’s a taxi” (means by “taxi” that she is passable for all guys justlike being a TAXI).
Why is that idiocy?! Can’t you stop bounding like monkies and let the people alone?
What are the chances of the of free existence in such system of livlihood that calls for covering the females to be like a walkin’ napkin?! Well, guys! Guess what? Females have souls too and they wanna enjoy the life as you do, that stupid veil inhibits and restains the desire to live delightly.
Fella! Imagine that cards were played differently and you are wearing yashmak instead of your sister, what would you feel now, huh?!
A year ago I had a big fight with my father when he decided to oblige my lil’ sister to wear hidjab!!!! Hello, dad! She is only 14 years old, what are you thinking of?! Besides, she doesn’t go out or mix with strangers, the only destination she meant is either her school or grandpa’s house!! And ofcourse because he was so (democratic) person, the disapproval was the only available answer.
She cried a lot and I felt her sorrow but I couldn’t do much but trying to diminsh that greif she received. I think this is a falgrant meddling in someone’s life to command him to commit of something that couldn’t do.
If I could marry a veiled (muhadjaba) girl, I would donate her he right to take it off because I wouldn’t marry a lass if I didn’t have the absolute confidence of her loyalty.
I remembered once when I had a similar conversation with a (muhadjaba), I asked her “does hidjab annoy you in summer, I mean it’s hot!” she mockingly quoted her aunt’s answer :”the hellfire is hotter!!”.
Oh, c’mon! is the perfection and the piety had reached to their utmost ceiling and we had nothing to but handling the issue of hidjab.
Last year there was an incident in Basrah when a group consist of some young men and girls arranged a picnic after finishing their classes but they were surprised by the onslaught of the followers of a fundamentalist islamic leader, they’ve beated this young bunch by cudgels and lash and statrted to call them infidels, perverts and prostituters. (NO COMMENT)
Is the pluder, snatch, deception, embezzlement, assassination, the free bloodshed or any other sin scattered in Iraq is totally annihilated that we could think in being more devout and pious.

Saturday, November 26, 2005

Cold blooded....

Hey.. A whole fuckin’ deep shit week of tests smothered my passionate intentions of releasing out the sap of me and pasting it over here.
Yesterday, our department team lost their match in the college tournament. We were beaten 3-0… OUCH!! I played for the first 20 minutes and then was out due to my low rated stamina ( I didn’t play soccer or do practicing for a month, plus, I masturbated twice on the night before the game).Luckily, the result was draw 0-0 when I was out so I guess no one can blame me now.

Wish to post more but feeling too cold and my fingers are sore so I guess this is it.

Friday, November 18, 2005

Mmmmuaaaah

Hey! I didn't post anything recently cuz of many things popped out.All I can say is that I had some pornography with my "cute nymph".OK, Kid! I did what you told me to do, I did it orally so I guess everyone is happy and satisfied.After all I'm not sex maniac! (What am I saying?! of course I am!!!)

Sunday, October 30, 2005

Filthy inside

Umm sitting in my college net lab right now acting as the operator, just finished a boring lecture that made me yawning till death. I wanted to concentrate on it and pay the minimum magnitude of decent attention to the Doc. but it simply didn’t work out! I was justlike some of my section’s colleagues with eyes wide open and brains fully turned off.

Hey, intellectual kid, your performance that day was awesome and impressive. Therefore, bravo for that! There is no need to say “keep going!” cause you gonna do it.
Actually, you are playing on the strings of the guitar as if you are doing this on anyone’s veins (Ok, may be I’m just exaggerating), but you motivated something inside me with your playing.
Perhaps I should get a guitar to burst the sensations of wrecked soul, but I’m too lazy to do so, besides, I’m saving money to buy a new DVD reader driver.

Kid! By the way, enjoy your Microsoft frontpage project with “the prosperity chick”!!!!


Ok, Émigré! I’m tri-x rated boy!
Feel happy now?! You may wonder why that caesar don’t post any political shit in his cold blog?? Well, it is as simple as that; I can’t whoop anymore by the name of things like occupation, terriorism, corrupted government, constitution, sunni & shia, Saddam or even Al’aima bridge. Not b/cuz that I don’t giva shit or feeling indifferent as Haneen mentioned, but I just had fucken enough of what um watching and seeing day after day (btw, I hear now some heavy gunshots outside whilst I’m typing this posting).
I mean, it isn’t enough watching this pain in every place we stepped on?
Do we need to wage more of fury, anger and grudge to smash what left of a lost hope?!!
Must we widen the gap between us because of infertile conversations and speeches:
- well, I would say YES to the constitution’s refrrendum cause it is the best for Iraq’s benefit!
- What?? NO is my only word to this mockery!!!
- I bet that you are Sunni! Do you want Alzarqawi to kill more innocents?
- And do you think that blessed paper will tear him up?!!
- Of course, it will! Just you sunnis accept it and the situation will be settled down! Can’t you stop the destruction!
- Oh yea!! At least, we sunnis don’t led blindly by a word of “Ayotall…
Aferwards, word from here another from there and curse up curse down soon it was a big fight between these two citizens!

Why is that, huh?
About what these two Kia mini-bus passengers quarrelled for? Is it really Iraq’s benefit? Do we really care about Iraq; the soul?
Why we swap the accusations to each other; “you support terrorism, you support US armed forces, you are Baath loyalists, you are Iran ass-kissers,……..etc).
Can we talk about other topics like sex? Or just thinking about that makes you XXX freak?!!!

And Jarrar, if you have a problem with me you can discuss it with me directly. Just don’t panic! I don’t sting or bite anyway!
C’mon, you know what I’m talking about cuz Anarki13 transmitted your message to me.
It is the fact that you all are maltese and um just a psycho centerpiece!!

But I’m not pissed off cause you know why; last Monday at 10:20 pm, I was completing the final touches on my Electonic circuits lab report when my cellular buzzed showing a new number. At first, I didn’t pick it up cause I thought it would be another missedcall from those childish-minded mates I have, but the nokia tune continued playing so I decided to know who is that faggot!
And to my surprise, it was my cousin who lives in Rumadi!!!
I was delighted to hear from him all about our grandfamily news, the situation there, his study and the most imporatnt thing was my girl’s news. (remember that he was my message boy between me and her, refer to my psting at “Stan” to know the whole story).
I asked him about her; if she had received my two letters and if she did why she didn’t reply’em.
My cousin answered all these questions saying: “ well, listen Ali! Your beatiful duck (I used to call her that) is sending you her greetings with love and to tell you that she is angry that you didn’t come recently to visit. And what concerning your letters she kept them by heart and she couldn’t reply cause (I’d rather prefer not to reveal the reasons)

Then I asked : “ she told you that?”
“well, not exactly!” he answered and added “my fiance told me” she was her sister.

Well, I couldn’t sleep that night feeling with flaring gladness. But the question is: “will I finish what I left last time?”

I can’t bear all these syndromes and can’t confront all these filthy thoughts once.


YAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, October 22, 2005

for the love of spanking

Hey, I was truning the pages of this book and I decided to fetch you some clues about that so I put'em on here,
The book is written by Dr. Victoia Zdork and published by DAR ELMALYEEN, Beirut.

Yes, spanking can be sexy, and a majority of women have fantasies about being spanked. Most men, too, find spanking a woman to be a strong sexual turn-on.But sexual spanking is not the same as the punishment spanking we may have experienced as children.
For a woman, the turn-on is not so much in the sensation of pain as it is in the feeling of helpless submission and vulnerability of being bent over her partner's lap, the attention being paid to her behind (a primary erotic zone), the feeling of a man's hand warming her buttocks, and the anticipation of sexual pleasures to come.
For a man, the arousing aspect of spanking is the feeling of control and power over his helpless lover, and the excitement of playing with her attractive bottom, turning it pink and putting her in the mood for some hot, passionate sex.
To master the art of erotic spanking, it is important to understand the following six principles:
The bottom is a prime erogenous zone; however, unlike other zones such as the breasts and back of the neck, the sexual arousal nerves in the bottom are buried in a layer of fat and require harder stimulation -- like in spanking -- to trigger them;
The physiological process of sexual arousal demands that before orgasm can occur, blood must be collected and kept in the genitals and nearby areas. Spanking creates just such a physiological response, as the stinging of the skin causes blood to collect in the bottom (and simultaneously in the nearby genitals), thus accomplishing "mechanically" what caresses and kisses do psychologically;
A properly done spanking, such as over the knee or with a cushion or other support propping up the woman's bottom, causes the bottom to squirm from the sting, simultaneously resulting in her rubbing her clitoris on the supporting knee, pillow, etc.
The feeling of "surrender" or submission is an important part of a woman's sexual response, as many women need to give up control and give themselves "permission" to feel sexual. Spanking incites and reinforces such feelings;

However, a woman must feel safe before she can give up control and surrender. Therefore, you must first earn her trust before attempting the game of erotic spanking. You must equate the spanking with sexual pleasure, eschewing any anger, sado-masochistic impulses or desire to humiliate her.
The tacit understanding, no matter what the role play, should be that spanking is a form of
foreplay and that orgasm is the goal of both players. Therefore, the actual spanks should be mixed with caresses and gentle rubbing of her bottom and genitalia, and other foreplay if possible.

When you actually start the spanking, you may start by spanking her over her clothing, then over her panties (if you have her wearing them). Once you have warmed her bottom, you will always want to spank her on her bare bottom, as that is the sexiest kind of spanking.
Alternate a dozen or so spanks with rubs of her bottom, using firm but very sexual stroking to spread the warmth all over her rump. A finger between her legs can be used to get her breathing faster. You can also alternate spanks with gentle rubbing of her clitoris, tugging of her labia or caressing of her anus. This will make her associate spanking with other pleasurable sensations, thus conditioning her to get aroused to spanking. Take your time, savoring every smack and every feel of that delectable behind.


And Finally, a really good spanker can sometimes bring his partner to climax from such a sexy over-the-knee spanking. But every lover who knows his partner's symptoms of arousal can judge when the time is right to shift her from the spanking position to implement on his erect shaft, which should be hard and ready from having her naked bottom squirming over it.


Wednesday, October 12, 2005

French Kiss


Toward the kisses and the dalliances, the woman loves the words and the gentle looks expressive of the longing and the emotion.
And there is the superficial kissing that pleases the women which is the touch of the lips by the lips for a while. And they may refuse (some of the women) the kisses and may allow other kinds of contact and adhesion and may a superficial kiss raise the desire in the woman if the pressure of the lips exceeded and the kissing period lengthened and that is related to the psychological effects, that led some women have required from the husband that he can not sleep with her and will not have sex until he touches and kisses her all over her body with long superficial kisses on her face and other body areas so that a violent revolution is raised and may demand half hour or an hour from the continuous kissing to win the prize!
And there is also the deep kissing and it is the tongue kiss of the tongue which is known by the French Kiss or the husband kiss and includes the touch of the tongue to the tongue and the lips to the lips and the internal parts of the mouth and the gentle deep superficial connection and the violent one to beloved mouth and squeezing the tongue and the two lips and biting them thin bite.
Tens of women recognized that they may come to the desire summit with kissing of French Kiss type alone without having sex because the mouth and the tongue and the lips contains millions of neurons that raise the violent sexual desire in the woman and the man, and 90 % of the women want the touch of the husband to their reproductive organs by his mouth and his tongue and they come to the strong orgasm.
And what about the of the health conditions to the nice kiss; advises doctor John Knutila (the author of “Fit for Sex” A Man's Guide to Enhancing and Maintaining Peak Sexual Fitness ) the husbands with the necessity of the care with the cleanliness of the mouth the tongue and the lips by cleaning them by the brush and the paste before the kissing and the non smoking or eating foods with smell before the kissing and the treatment of the inflammations of the mouth, tongue and the gum and the enjoyment of a sound health same free from the disease...
Take care for your elegance, your clothes and your appearance at the kissing and do not hurry the kisses until the woman allows you the entrance.
And enjoy the sucking and the touch and the squeezing and the chewing and the lick and the kisses’ sound and an exchange by mouth and the taste of the lips and the tongue.
Finally, the kiss raises the desire in the woman more than of any other thing.
But beware; the kiss may bequeath the disease if it was from a slut woman!

Monday, October 10, 2005

Caesar was here!!!!

I just finished unleashing my fat shit of today’s crap on my diary note book and I’m turning to unleash it to you to smear your big hollow heads;
I’m now sitting behind my PENTRA listening to Linkin Park as I’m summoning up my ghouls to wreck the residue of my exhausted mind.
Overusing of touching my self, having some troubles with my college mates (including Mr. Gee’s stuff, releasing a virus to of one’s PC and being in debt to another), haven’t doing my prayers for a while (I know.. I know it’s Ramadan), being choked by a Muhajaba (the girl who wears that Islamic head cover or what known as Hijab)…….etc.
Ok, ok, ok Caesar, you just need to calm down, relax, never think of that cutting shit again, seize your sexual desires and send off those nasty fetish thoughts hovering inside your brain, find a way to a compromise with your good religious part with that lusty introvert one, being depressed in every second……… (I didn’t mention the fuckin’ customary routine of Iraqis daily life).
But that is not all; some Yahoo! Messenger pal told me that he loves me!!!! FUCK!!!!
No, not you too! I had enough with my study partners’ sarcasm. Shall I French kiss a girl in front of you all? Why you misunderstood me when I said: “I’m not a homo but I don’t mind… bla bla bla bla”.

My Dad was here trying to play that prodigy father role of giving advice as if he was the wise Daniel (why should I care? Let him enjoying this)

Damn you Kid, you fucked up again! And btw, stop praising yourself! I know that you are asshole like me but I’m proud of being your pal.
And you, PRINCY! I’m not the Satan I’m human and I need to be loved just like anybody else.
Lampard! Thanks for holding your slimy tongue and shutting your mouth all the day long.
Hey, Tornado! Do you get nervous when someone laughs at your voice? C’mon man! Beg your lord to realize your wishes…… يا رب
Where are you Anarki, why you don’t smell your old friends in university?
One more thing, I wanna apologize to you Shagohod but I did that cuz you started it first.
I feel better right now……. Zzzzzz!

Friday, October 07, 2005

Rock Girl

I delete this posting according to some dude's request.

Friday, September 30, 2005

Ramadan, Muslims’ fasting month

Hail the Muslims all over the globe with coming of the new arrival Ramadan; it is the 9th month of Hegira* (*the Islamic year), it is about 30 or 29 days of fasting, praying, reading Koran and worshipping Allah.
That doesn’t mean that we will do these things in Ramadan only but it means that it should be done more and more of ‘em during this holy month.
The fast in this month is simply to quit eating, drinking or smoking anything starting from the early rays of dawn up to sunset. But that’s not all, it is also a month of goodness that means you have to treat and deal with people well and be honest and trustful, never quarrel or mistreat or cheat your mate or anyone else as Allah reveals in Koran.
I’m just dying to enjoy the incredible taste of ifatar in Ramadan, which is a big meal served after sun sets.
I ask God to bless us and Insha’allah Ramadan Kareem!!!

Sunday, September 25, 2005

Time out is over

Ooofff! I was sitting in the computers lab and I sneaked out to blog this to you:
HELP ME! I’M BACK TO COLLEGE! BACK TO FUCKED UP MINDS, BACK TO LOUSY GUYS & CHICKS, BACK TO PAIN IN ASS, BACK…..
I NEED TIME OUT!!!!!!!!!

Stan

I dunno what happened to me these days but I can’t stop listening to the duet “Stan” which was performed by the greatest rapper ever “Eminem” and the lovely “Dido”. It is weird but I think that my state recently is similar to Stan’s (the guy in the clip), that’s true!
Last winter I met a girl with 14 years old in “Rumadi” (my dad’s hometown). In fact, she is my sister’s friend and is pretty pretty. I don’t deny that I was mesmerized by her beauty, tried to be closer to her and she in turn didn’t mind it at all so we kept on meeting, chat, then admiration and …………….. until we found ourselves in an erotic situation (but didn’t have sex).
I returned to Baghdad while she stayed in Rumadi, this time with love healing my tortured heart and since then I didn’t see her again.
Without mentioning the horrible troubles I faced since I returned to Baghdad (hell city as Anarki13 said) that gave me a real pain in ass, I started to write letters to that cute girl telling her all that familiar shitty stuff of being lonely and missing her. I even asked one my cousins living there to be my messenger and I sent her two letters but with no reply, I’m now still writing letters but no one available to be my message boy this time. I wrote ten letters till now and was wonder if I would stop that crap or not but now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 downers now, I'm drowsy and all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call.
The entire time going I look to her photo (she took one with my sister) I even forgot to ask her about her personal photo.
God, I tried to tell my sister about our relationship but I couldn’t cuz I was afraid that she will mind.
One day I picked up a new clean razor blade and scratched my chest (just over the heart) to see how much it would bleed It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me, I don’t know what I was thinking at that moment to do such insanely scary thing but certainly I didn’t intend to commit suicide.
I was (and still) in that freaky illusion knowing that I’m psycho about that country girl and my worst fear is the end will be just like it was to Stan (putting my girlfriend in the car’s trunk and jumped with the car out of the bridge), I don’t know.
The only thing I know is I have to keep on my faith, be patient and more relaxed and pay an attention to my study cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed.


P.S.: the verses written in italic are based on STAN's lyrics.

Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Belly Dancer

Sorry, guys!
This post was made by the young silly and idiot me. I'm sorry. And thankfully I didn't do what I said here. 

Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Sex is like pringles, once you pop you can never stop!

Hey, Iraqi people please listen up! Haven't you asked yourselves that question; What is the real meaning of sex?
Is it only going to whores' flats in Al'saidiya* and Kamaliya* or meeting the hookers of Arasat el'hindiya*, huh? (* are famous baghdadi whoredom places).
Are we educated well about sex? Do you we know the difference between porn and sex? And did we hear that word of pre-marital sex? Come on; don't say that it is illegal or islamically not allowed,
I bet all of you will do it if you have the chance cuz you want to do so.
Why are you so separated (I mean boys and gurlz)? Why we can't discuss such things? And what about HOMO-SEX; is there homo-sexuals in Iraq (you know, gays and lesbians)?
Hahahaha, imagine a couple of Iraqi lesbians! How will that be? Anyways, I didn't say couple of Iraqi gays cuz they are a lot and I know some (No no no don't let your nasty minds go any further I'm not goddamit gay!)
And you Iraqi chicks, do you know a lot about the concept of sex?
Is it right that the sexual desire of the female beats the desire of the male by 9 to 1?
Do you like spanking on your butts during having sex? Do you want the guy replies all your sexual demands, if you have any? Or that bullshit just found in the porn movies?
Let us not be ignorant and radicals, let us widen our culture (the sex is also a culture believe me!), let us let our minds be more wide open in order to expect and be ready for everything that may face us in this fucken life!

Saturday, September 10, 2005

Al'aima bridge

On Wendensday 31 of July 2005 the Iraqi people faced a disaster that they never seen like before, it was the disaster of Al'aima bridge.
Hunderds of people were lied down motionless cuz they were crashed by feet, drown in the river Tigris or died by asphyxia because of the heavy crowds of the shiite who were crossing that bridge to reach Imam el'Kadum mosque to celebrate the memory of that shiite's leader.
the whole misery started when two young men were telling jokes to each other of wearing a bombed belt and being ready to blow up all the marchers there. Then, some people heard them talking about that jokes but they took it as a matter of a truth and soon began to yell:"BOMBED,BOMBED, BOM..." Meanwhile, some Iraqi national guards shot some fire in air and soon the crowded bodies were flowing over each other, the whole scene was like having marathon therefore, the fences of the bridge broke letting the people jumping to the river either they intended or not.
yeah, that's true that I'm a sunni guy but I'm not supposed to be happy. I think that both Sunni & shiite are the lungs of this country, the one can't cancel the other and the proof of that is "Ottoman Ali".
Ottoman is 19 years old Sunni young man, when the disaster began he replied some mosque calls to rescue the people drown in the river tigris, he rescued 6 people and broght them to shore safe but he never stopped and soon he swam towards a poor woman was begging for a help but the atrophy and the fatigue purged that guy and soon he was swallowed by the great Tigris leaving us a memory of a hero named Ottoman Ali for both Sunni and Shiite.

Thursday, September 08, 2005

With the name of my lord


Well, that is my first time here so I expect to have good experience during the next days God willing.
Um.. er.. wha.. Ah, yeah... you can view my blog weekly and I beg your pardon, if you have the time and the desire to send me anything anything you want to say just don't hesitate cuz I'm looking forward to hear from you any any anything.